I maybe have posted this poem before, but in honor of Big Blue Live, I’m posting my “Seals and Sea Lions” poem.
If it barks like a dog, has ears and a snout,
Then it’s a sea lion
of that there’s no doubt
If it’s round like a tube and a face like a cat
Then it’s a seal
You can count on that
While they’re all Pinnipeds, don’t get them confused
‘cause sea lions are vicious
and will f!%k you up, dude
While seals are calmer and don’t bark and bite
But they’re steal wild animals
So keep your distance, all right?