Big Blue Live – Seals and Sea Lions

I maybe have posted this poem before, but in honor of Big Blue Live, I’m posting my “Seals and Sea Lions” poem.

If it barks like a dog, has ears and a snout,

Then it’s a sea lion

of that there’s no doubt

If it’s round like a tube and a face like a cat

Then it’s a seal

You can count on that

While they’re all Pinnipeds, don’t get them confused

‘cause sea lions are vicious

and will f!%k you up, dude

While seals are calmer and don’t bark and bite

But they’re steal wild animals

So keep your distance, all right?

sea lion seal

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